Monday, February 10, 2014

RE: JOE IGBOKWE'S "THE COWARD CALLED ASARI DOKUBO AND HIS EMPTY THREATS".

After a horrid sex experience, the urge to embark on another encounter becomes really low and could drain out even before it percolates. That precisely describes how I've felt for writing in recent times . Indeed, my desire to smear ink on paper or punch my qwerty keys stayed at its lowest ebb in the past few days. Apparently, due in part to some further academic pursuit and of course an exacerbating work schedule. Many ideas come, but even quicker than Abikus, they die before conception. So, I took solace in teaching my dogs some tricks-and how to attack on command. However, I did struggle to scribble down a few things until I saw Asari Dokubo's comments or rather threats of war if GEJ does not get re elected in 2015. With Joe's reply to Asari Dokubo's ramblings, a tight work schedule and academics had to come to a screeching halt, albeit momentarily as I whipped out my keyboards.
I’ve always been miffed at the impunity and wanton disregard for national peace displayed on a regular basis by Muhajudeen Asari Dokubo, but derided him knowing too well the motivation behind such aimless proclamations from a dicky mind. However, Joe Igbokwe’s response was all I needed to soothe my anger.
The manner in which he trashed MAD was to me, beautiful, superb, spectacular and really, a class act. Touché!
Thanks to JI, I now know how to diss and fire people!
That said, it’s hard to see why the Police and other security agencies in Nigeria have shut their eyes to the blatant disregard for law and order with regards to MAD’s persistent call for war and warlike undertakings particularly in a time when the Security and unity of the Nation is at its tether end. These agencies have most embarrassingly turned their faces away from the provisions of section 88A(1) (b)  of the Criminal Code Act, Cap C38 LFN 2004.
The 7th edition of the Black’c Law Dictionary defines “terrorism” as;
“The use or threat or violence to intimidate or cause panic, especially
as a means of affecting political conduct.”
Without wanting to start a full write-up on Terrorism, as much as I feel irked to, I’d proceed with the main subject of this work.
It’s downright disheartening that such statements could be made with reckless abandon and nothing is done by appropriate authorities to put a stop to it. It only goes to prove JI's belief that MAD and Chief Edwin Clark are basking in the  euphoria of presidential support. Like the saying goes, a child sent by his father to steal doesn't go through the window, he takes the front door.
I particularly loved the humor in some of the points he raised in proof of MAD's cowardice and lily-livered nature. The most important and sincere part of his write up, no doubt was his mention of the fact that non oil producing countries make billions of Dollars from their heads and not oil. For that I'd say may God bless Joe!
However, quiet disappointingly, he veered of the objectivity in his work like Sebastian Vettel fell asleep on the tracks at a grand Prix.
His ordinarily beautiful rejoinder, even though many might fail to see as such, became laden with so much political undertone that's it would take an autistic 95 year old blind man not to see. Hear him;
"The reason why elections are conducted every four years is for the electorates to have the liberty to change a bad leader or to re-elect a good leader. A leader that lacks the capacity to perform should not be re-elected.
All things considered, there are many compelling reasons why President Jonathan may not be re-elected in 2015. One is that we have to worry about the feelings of other ethnic groups in a democracy. The unity of this country is very important. If the President is re-elected in 2015 he would have ruled for 10years in 2019. I do not think it is fair judging from the circumstances that lead to President Umaru Yar’Adua’s death. Secondly, corruption at the federal level under President Jonathan is alarming and unacceptable. Thirdly, impunity has assumed a frightening dimension under the leadership of President Jonathan. Fourthly, the inability of President Goodluck Jonathan to tackle the problem of insecurity is threatening also. In the midst of plenty our institutions are collapsing with no end in sight. The power sector is still down."
God forbid I  be seen as holding brief for the President or the  PDP on these issues raised, because my feelings towards performance or lack thereof of this administration is well known by those around me. More so, some of his observations aren’t totally out of place. But that's talk too much of a digression from this piece. So, I'll let it slide for now.
Just as a blind man needs no telling that there's a stampede in the market place, same way we need to proof to know that JI's comments are politically driven, hence grossly mala fide or better still not totally objective.
Firstly, if JI and his fellow “anti-GEJ for 2015’ campaigners have any honesty and “fairness” in them, they would easily concede to the fact that so much as it might not be very palatable to allow GEJ rule for 10 years like they claim, it would also be gravely unjust to shorten his constitutionally allowable term of 8 years to 6, simply because a the benefited from rather mysterious circumstances , which for all we know  is not a product of his making or his own orchestration. GEJ did not kill Yar Adua. It’s even on record that it took GEJ awhile and great deal of time to muster the courage to take assume his late boss’s seat. Tell me, Mr. JI, who wouldn’t like to enjoy the benefits of such force majeure? Unless sugar tastes bitter to you would your clamor for a reduction in the 10 years be acceptable by any stretch of the imagination.
Secondly, JI's post first appeared on Japhet Omojuwa's blog. It is well known that Omojuwa and Nasir El Rufai, an APC squealer and a compulsive one at that, as well as an anti- GEJ administration hound, are strong twitter and facebook buddies, going by their tweets and posts and the frequent interactions, shares and comments on each other's posts. Little wonder JI made copious references to El Rufai’s detention by the SSS when he made similar suggestions of impending bloodshed.
 It becomes quite easy to find a direct link running through all three gentlemen and of course the subjective nature of JI’s rejoinder to “the coward called Asari Dokubo and his empty threats".
For the records, speaking from a dispassionate standpoint, I dare to state that both the PDP and the APC seem so much like same wine in different wineskins. In my opinion, the APC, is nothing but old wine in a new skin, hence, with absolutely no difference from the PDP. If they eventually topple the PDP, good luck to them, if not; too bad, better luck next time.

Till then, feel free to enjoy the drama as it unfolds, and remember to always pray for our beloved nation, Nigeria.

#YES, I SAID IT!!!
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