v You break a
girl's/ guy's heart because you don't like her/him and brag about it
before anyone who cares to listen like you are David Beckham or a Marilyn
Monroe clone. Fine, they say ‘no Pity in love’! But why would you expect to be
treated nicely like Romeo to
Juliet ( or vice versa) by another
person you claim to love who doesn't give a pepper corn about you. When they
don't reciprocate, you say they are heartless.
v v You broke a
peaceful home to become a second wife or a mistress. Fine! So why would you be
overly sensitive to your husband seeing other women? Why not just SHARE the fun
same way you got yours?
v You
convinced a man/woman to divorce or even kill his spouse and jump ship to you,
why are you so confident she's now totally conviction-proof from other men?
v People try
to establish an acquaintance, relationship or friendship with you and you scorn
them for whatever reason like their life depends on how you see them. Okay!
Just don’t fail to really win vision of how you are not such a vital or
indispensable ingredient to their existence or successful life. There's a God;
and you are not Him!
v You sleep
with a girl and call her sick names, but end up marrying a NON virgo intacta,
you say its love. My dear, its a Merry go round world!Your dating a married
man, and he stays out late nights with you, but each day you fantasize
and pray about having a happy home with 3 kids, a dog and loving husband that
comes home from work by 5.30 pm. How can?
v You want a
husband that stays in the kitchen with you, helps out with some chores, and
thrills you with funny conversations, even if its at the cost of sacrificing
some piece of fried meat and plantain. Yeah, that's lovely! You still want him
to give you a black card to go shopping in Dubai, manicure in Honolulu....and
pedicure in Milan. How possible is that? Its simple; Dangote, Bill Gates,
Jigga et al spend 25hrs per day on business and chasing the biggest(
Milan and Dubai) money... NOT REALLY in the kitchen with their wives. So just
decide what you want. Either a filthily rich husband with no kitchen hours or
your dream kitchen companion with no Dubais, Milans and Paris...atleast settle
for shop rite and Leventis, maybe Tejuosho or whatever!
v You want a
wife that's full, (because "as an African man, you like em Big") hot
and sexy even after child birth. That's Nice. I mean, who wouldn't ? But
from her FULL physique you know its almost genetically impossible for her
to remain as cute as you met her after four kids.....just adopt kids , cats and
dogs and enjoy having hot Halle Berry for the rest of your life rather than
making her feel bad that she's NOW not good enough.. Even worse, you've got a
pouch too! Hmmm!
v You never
want to see your kids play football because you feel its a rough sport and
perhaps you want them to be Doctors and Astronauts. No thanks to JAMB they get
stuck or derailed, now you wish Mikel Obi's dad were you. Heey, Common!
v A
relationship breaks down, you swiftly and totally ascribe blames to your ex
failing to see where you went wrong for a second. Your lack of conversation,
nagging, over bearing attitude, dirtiness, selfishness, stupid pride,
persistent youthful exuberance, immaturity and mummy’s boy syndrome, constant
moodiness, rudeness, and compulsive over dependence. All that you fail to
acknowledge. Just so you know, your ex feels the same way too...so whose fault
is it?
v Your friend,
an aspiring artist chooses to present himself in a rough hip hopish outlook, he
asks a decent girl out and she rejects his overtures, because she quite rightly
sees him as irresponsible. A couple of years later, small luck winks at him and
you go about drooling that she’s a hater or never believed in him. Simple
question; would you have allowed your innocent little sister to date a 30 year
old "Don't dull" Wizkidesque junkie like your
friend?
v You see a
lady/man with well starched and ironed clothes walking close to a muddy pool
and you speedily splash water with your car tires on her/him DELIBERATELY or
maybe blindly. He/she loses his calm and civility- angrily picks up a stone and
launches a missile at your windshield. Ask yourself; "Do I have a right to
get angry or do I deserve it"? Loolzz....ofcourse you don't and you sure
do deserve it!
v You know
this guy/girl is a crack head, and a junkie with a proven track record of
immorality and stupidity. You insist on your 'blind love' for him because his
'kind', tall , dark and 'handsome and got swag. Let's go! You proceed to burn
the boat and cross the rubicon with him/ her because he promised to change! Now
he/ she beats and abuses you. You say Men/ Women are all the same and all
wicked! Just Sharaap and enjoy what you bought in peace.
If a wife prepares a bad soup,she is left with no choice but to eat
gluttonously . Or better still ask your neighbour if her 'not
handsome, swagless' husband does a Floyd Mayweather with her
if you think all men are the same.
Moral 1:Let's learn to detach
ourselves from the picture when we make certain judgments and decisions. Life
must not always revolve around us and what we feel or want. We are not always
the perfect ones we think we are.
Moral 2: Learn to stick by your
choices and decisions in life. Every choice we make has got its benefits and
burdens since they go hand in hand. Its nice to chest both and move on.
Moral 3: Be objective and try occasionally to see from
other people's perspective besides your sentiment- befogged one.
By Onyeka Ehiwuogwu (Lord Zeus) for
Zeus TELESCOPE
Edited by Ekokowoicho May- Blessing
Ujata.
###Hardstand!!!
